Friday, January 27, 2012

DB's Beware

Keep your shit in check or you might find yourself listed on the wall of douche bags. 
January 23, 2012

Current scores stand as follows:
  • Me: 2 1/2 Situational Douche Bag points
  • Leslie: 1 1/2 Situational Douche Bag points
  • John: 2 Situational Douche Bag points + 1 Drama Queen Award 
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger (1) is a Douche Bag with No Hope of Recovery

John and I both feel that these scores are inaccurate due to our failure to accurately record all of Leslie's douche baggery, we will be focusing on this in the coming quarter.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish I could read these. I will have to take a field trip upstairs!

SoMuchToSay said...

you definitely need to come on up and take a looksie - John wrote Leslie a doosie!