Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Man-A-Carta vs. Bro Code

Coincidence?....maybe.....


I had this great invention once. It was a car that had tires that rotated 180 degrees and could drive sideways in addition to forwards and backwards. It was a brilliant idea. No more need for parallel parking skilz (not that the Florida drivers exam requires this or anything.) Still....brilliant!
Sadly I was a little slow on moving from conceptualization to actualization in the development process, and someone(ahem) stole the idea. Apparently the bat-mobile: has had this feature since circa 1989.

Sad for the Anna.

So....I say / write the following with the utmost sympathy. I hear tell that there has been talk lately by the gentleman I associate with about the drafting of the "Man-A-Carta." A codification to regulate the bromantic relationships so rife in our society. (Very Hammurabi-esk.) Sadly, much like my rotating tire idea, and the coining of the term "bromance" itself (coined by Dave Carnie, editor of Big Brother magazine in the early '90s) this informal legislation has gotten away from you!


Thankfully....(yes bthere is a silver lining) it was penned by B.O. and Wes' very own hero....Barnie Stinson.

So...looks like we've all learned a valuable lesson here....

***Editors note: while writing this I discovered an INTERESTING piece of information. If you Google image search "batman" -- an add pops up asking you "Are you Batman? " And enticing you to "click here" if your answer is in the affirmative. Despite not being batman, I am tempted to click and find out what would happen if I thought I was."



Monday, March 2, 2009

If Dave Ruled the World.....

You know - I probably would have posted this video ON Dave's website, since the majority of people who would get a kick out of it visit there regularly.

However, I'm not allowed to have a section on Dave's website. From what I hear, it's this whole female thing I have going on. :P

So Dave...this one is for you: