Thursday, August 13, 2009

Asked...and answered

Cellular
Telephone + a dip in glass of tap water + bag of rice = 86 cell phone :(


BUT


Cellular
Telephone + basking in a chlorinated hot tub + 24 hours = perfectly working cell phone

Cellular
Telephone + toilet bowl + 24 hours + Clorox Bleach wipes = perfectly working cell phone

Cellular
paper towels
Telephone + chlorinated pool + and a bag of rice = perfectly working cell phone


It's true - according to the above clinical trial performed between June 2007 and July 2009, tap water spells demise for cellular telephones.

Should you find yourself with a wet, non-functioning telephone we recommend that you disassemble said phone and wrap the main components in absorbent paper towels. Place the paper-towel-wrapped phone in a bag with dry rice and place bag in a warm dry place for +/- 24 hours, turning occasionally.



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