"So Han's walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Leia's there, and lookin' good. Han thinks he's off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting and then back to the ol' guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there's Darth Vader.
Han doesn't look incredulously at Lando; he doesn't duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker. He just starts shooting.
Be like Han."
Star Wars. It might, in fact, have ALL of the answers.
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