I currently have, residing on my face, the two largest zits in the history of man.
I've never really seen anything quite like this, and for those of you who remember me from High School that ought to impress something quite horrible upon you.
They've taken over my face. There's no way to hide them, no amount of shellacking or daubing of cover-up can distract from these suckers. Face masques or goos that make (false) promises of size and redness reduction have seriously met their fucking match.
I have newly minted fabulously cut and colored hair but no pictures shall grace this website or Facebook until Vesuvius and his evil twin St. Helens return to their correct geographical locations.
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