Monday, September 26, 2011

Things under consideration

Me: So...what do you think my chances are of being able to land a Royal?

John: Well, you'll probably want to go for Prince Harry, he seems to be the best option.  But you should look into where are there still absolute monarchies, 'cause that's what I would do.  What about someone like Gaddafi?  Does he have any son's your age?  I mean, your political views may differ but you could crush anyone who looks at you funny.

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