Saturday, February 27, 2010

Garroting the Cat

Something I never thought I'd have to explain:

Me: Wes don't

Wes: I'm being careful

Me: Yeah but what if you slip?

Wes: I won't slip.

Me: Okay but IF you DO slip you'll garrote the cat, and then do you know what I'll be left to deal with? A decapitated cat and a hysterically sobbing 29 year old man. It's Friday night man, that's just unreasonable.

1 comment:

katie said...

Hey man, that cat's too expensive to be garrotted!