Quote of the Day: God-I-wish-I were-that-balanced edition

"In all the years that you've ever undressed in front of a gentleman, has he ever asked you to leave?  Has he ever walked out?  No. That's because he doesn't care, he's in a room with a naked girl, he's won the lottery.  I'm so tired of saying no and then waking up in the morning and recalling every single thing I ate the day before.  Recalling every calorie that I consumed so that I know exactly how much self loathing to take into the shower with me.  I'm going for it, I've no interest in being obese, I'm just through with the guilt."

--Eat, Pray, Love