Finally, an intelligent blog post

Seriously cannot stop giggling: The Fart Soundboard

fart    (färt) Vulgar Slang 

intr.v. fart·ed, fart·ing, farts

1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
2. To fool around; fritter time away.
3. The act of farting.

n.

1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.
2. An annoying or foolish person.
   
   
   
   

We like to say that we come to work each day to make a difference in the fight to cure cancer.  Really, we just love working with people who are completely okay with bodily functions.  And we like to giggle.

Thank's Dave for the link!