The Week of Bad Attitude

Things I dislike about the South:

• Confederate flags
• Overt racism
• Ball-hugging Wrangler jeans
• A rampant inability to form the past tense
• Frog-giggin'
• A less than stellar educational legacy
• Chewing tobacco

Things that I appreciate about the South:

• Sweet Tea
• Fried pickles
• The acceptable conjunction of 'you' and 'all'
• Cheese grits
• The use of 'ugly' to describes someone's behavior
• A constant attention to one's attitude.

So in honor of my geographical location I have to admit, I've had a bad attitude this past week and this bad attitude led the the ugliest of the ugly behavior seen in The Great Diet Pepsi Heist of 2010.