Bitches Love Company

Me: I think that we've reached our zenith if unlikeable-ness...nobody want to sit near us.

...insert about ten seconds of thoughtful contemplation...

in unison with SiltOut: "I'm okay with that."

YOLO...or not

"Nursing is like, the worst place to YOLO ever."

- The Republican Retriever 

When in doubt, choose ABC

One of the biggest things that they've hammered into our head over the last 8 months of nursing school is the importance of the ABCs: airway, breathing and circulation.  Everyone has heard the multiple choice adage of: when in doubt choose C.  In nursing school, it's more along the lines of: when in doubt, choose to assess the ABCs. 


That being said, sage nursing advice of the day:

"If they're screaming at least you know they are getting air... you've got time..."

Things that Happen In Nursing School: Foot Fetishes

"I mean, I don't love feet.  I don't want them near my face or like, a big toe in my mouth, but usually if the feet are pretty - the person is pretty. It's just a general truth "



- Carnivorous Panda Friend

....

"Well, that just makes me feel sad because my feet are ugly." 

- SiltOut

Things that happen in nursing school: Little People

This is how you know that the lecturing professor is not from pediatrics:


Non-Peds professor:  Can someone tell me. what are the blood administration guidelines for little people...that is those who are less than adults?


Student:  Do you mean children? 


Non-Peds professor:  Yes, children.

Shit my roommates day: One Direction 4 Life

Girl Roomie:  Hey, can you put music on my iPod?


Guy Roomie: My only concern is that it's only the music I've bought in the last 6 months, which is 30 One Direction songs.

Shit My Roommates Say

"I was going to go to the gym but instead I just ate a gallon of soup and some cookies.  And now I feel kinda sick but I'm going to finish these cookies anyways."

- Guy Roomie