This is exactly the kind of stuff that doesn't happen at other jobs:
Zach: You might be interested to know...that I've been armadilla' hunting over the past two nights.
Jack: wait, is this happening?
Zach: I used the umbrella from the table to try and spear it. I will fashion a real spear this weekend and I will get it.
Jack: You can totally blow dart it. Or you should have a bucket lined up and try to kick it into the bucket. That way it's like a game and then it would be trapped.
Zack: can we make a note here, it is important not to chase a 'dilla barefoot because they WILL charge you...
